英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

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( [2 `' ^8 H" s! }1 m/ |/ H圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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“What kind of dog is that?”
“Hey, nice shoes.”

No.3（文艺青年型）

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No.4（常规型）

9 J8 D1 E1 l, ^3 S-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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1 l" X8 A$ k+ a* z; j-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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/ q& t& A( i3 f/ E3 G: b! V-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?

No.5（夸赞型）
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-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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No.6（酒吧场景）
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Are you here alone?

-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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NOTE 1
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Example: That guy just checked you out.

3 F! G/ M# V- zHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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* Y  }! S1 G" g5 n' \Example: Can I check out this book?
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" U5 N1 ]" O6 Y( M+ ^/ \3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

9 x( r) F; R  M+ ]: {% b/ |4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?

5 ~* O2 S6 w2 b, n2 ^* T" M4 D0 c5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.



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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

NOTE 4
If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

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邓布利多（哈利波特）
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Klaus（始祖家族）
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Jane（暮光之城）
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2 [3 b# G' T8 B5 o1 w# h4 W' x' H看了这么多还不会？

理科生不懂浪漫？
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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

4 S" G9 q6 f: K2 H用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技

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勇敢去吧！
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送你挽尊语~
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Betsey

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

Bitesince

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Timetame

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

残留物

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

Rubye

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

信基哥原地复活

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Allure

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

sher009

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

有你精彩

很讚的文章，謝謝咯！相信WK因為有你而更加精彩！